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wirsinddiejager) wrote2013-07-14 01:21 pm
wirsinddiejager) wrote2013-07-14 01:21 pm
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*yells angrily*
YELLS IN RESPONSE
get in loser we're going titan hunting
*camera zooms in as the sunlight dramatically lights me up from the back*
YELLS AT YOU
dID SOMEBODY SAY TITAN *aggressively crashes through a window*
gotta fight
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
no sir i do not have a raging boner for captain levi sir
wake up in the morning feeling like SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
*aggressively thinks about killing titans*
*wakes up angrily*
everything is anger
*preaches shounen manga values*
*titan roar*
*murderous rage*
look at your man now back to me now back to oh fuck he got eaten by a titan
no titan no life
*dies* *isn't dead*
TITANS TI TANS T ITA N s
glares
GET OFF MY BACK MIKASA
say that to my face motherfucker
*anime action pose*
*yells at armin*
*bites into finger dramatically*
only character who doesnt give a shit about his life. single character with the absolute lowest chance of death
pew pew cannons
i dont understand
*eats breakfast angrily*
get a better hobby. kill titans instead
join the scouting legion
no kill titans better
angry crying
yes sir!
*intense glare*
*does the breathing in part from radioactive by imagine dragons*
yeah yeah yeager
I WAS BORN TO THIS WORLD
with all the force of a great typhoon
leave a message with my sister im too busy being angry
EXTERMINATE
yeah because i totally care
mikasa i dont need your help anymore im fine on my own *gets saved by mikasa 0.2 seconds later*
tw: titan
ok armin you have 5 seconds to make a critical decision which may or may not determine the fate of the entire human race
i ain't got no time for this shit
*grunts*
*eats lunch angrily*
*tragic flashback*
i dont have time for your normal people problems there are titans to fight
*inspirational speech*
*yelling*
titan?????????
*angry screaming*
titititititititititititans
outta my way
MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*flashbacks*
NO TITAN
dude who do you think you are
DYING WILL
mikasa pls
YELLS BACK
armin do you know what boku no pico is everyone keeps trying to tell me about it
if you're ever sad think about me getting swallowed by a titan and feel even sadder
YES TITAN
no sir i did not just call you ravioli by accident sir i am so so sorry sir
IM A HUMAN *accidentally turns into a titan* wait
who the fuck named those walls in the first place why do they even have names
i ain't got no time for this shit
all of you are pussies
*SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER*
IM GONNA WRECK IT
nononopenopenononopenoepnonononopenopenoenonopnopenonopenopenpNOPE
put your right armin put your right armout
I'M GOING TITAN!!!
gOTT A,, ,i G OTtA KILl,, , ,alL TITAN S!!
do u think legs have feelings?
like if a titan ate u and ur leg got severed off would it get sad that is was cut off??
i need to know
it is hard to do thing but i did it!!!i did the thing!!
Stop Titans 2k13
[plays guitar angrily]
when ur eren com home and kills hte titns
madoka magica makes me sad because madokas friend got her head eaten I would be very sad if my friends got eaten- oh wait..
eren get in the fucking titan
my entire life is a mystery also I wipe my faith in humanity on people
livin la vida protag
[whispers] killing titans,, , , ,, , ,,,
where the frickie is armin
arrrrrmmmmin
[SCREAMING] TITAns,, ,
im calling it now jean has probably been wearing a horse mask all this time
tI,,TAN,,????? T I T AN *violently breaks down door*
wow rude you know how we feel about tITANS
i am eren yeager of the 104th trainee squad and i musT DESTROY ALL TITAN S,, ,
haha wow what if i was actually my own enemy wouldnt that be fucked up or what
wait fuck i can shift into a titan
its kinda funny because ive died like twice in this thing but i come back to life everytime
talk about protag immortality
what not to do on a date: dont turn into a titan and eat them it never ends well
I don't have time for normal people things there's still titans to kill
I actually feel sorry for horseface I mean the only person who will ever love him got bitten in half at least I lived when it happened to me
What if there's a parallel universe where everyone has a Japanese name apart from Mikasa
I made a tally for everytime Sasha yelled POLO when Jean used to call out Marco's name and it covers an entire wall I shit you not
*black and white montage of killing titans to the song titanium*
sometimes I like to stare at myself in the mirror for hours on end and think about killing titans
*angrily dances the tango*
its 1am and im thinking about whether legs have feelings
tonight is going to be a long night
so youre telling me that we have high tech 3D maneuver gear yet we're still using canons wake up wall sina
what the fuck is an america
what if i woke up and had a goatee
have you seen my titan im sure i parked it somewhere
5 am u say titans im on my way
hell if i know what's going on
*psychopathic grin*
born this way (stupid and angry)
what's an anime
mom: eren dont do the thing
eren: does the thing
if you tell me a yo momma joke i will punch you in the intestines
*casually kills a titan*
i literally just want to fight titans where did all this shit come from
what happens when you really need to pee but youre already strapped up in full 3d maneuver gear
essence d'yeager: blood, sweat, and suffering
literally has four different facial expressions ranging from 'fuck' to 'GOTTA KILL TITANS'
*bites fingernail* *accidentally turns into a titan* shit
YELLS IN RESPONSE
get in loser we're going titan hunting
*camera zooms in as the sunlight dramatically lights me up from the back*
YELLS AT YOU
dID SOMEBODY SAY TITAN *aggressively crashes through a window*
gotta fight
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
no sir i do not have a raging boner for captain levi sir
wake up in the morning feeling like SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER
*aggressively thinks about killing titans*
*wakes up angrily*
everything is anger
*preaches shounen manga values*
*titan roar*
*murderous rage*
look at your man now back to me now back to oh fuck he got eaten by a titan
no titan no life
*dies* *isn't dead*
TITANS TI TANS T ITA N s
glares
GET OFF MY BACK MIKASA
say that to my face motherfucker
*anime action pose*
*yells at armin*
*bites into finger dramatically*
only character who doesnt give a shit about his life. single character with the absolute lowest chance of death
pew pew cannons
i dont understand
*eats breakfast angrily*
get a better hobby. kill titans instead
join the scouting legion
no kill titans better
angry crying
yes sir!
*intense glare*
*does the breathing in part from radioactive by imagine dragons*
yeah yeah yeager
I WAS BORN TO THIS WORLD
with all the force of a great typhoon
leave a message with my sister im too busy being angry
EXTERMINATE
yeah because i totally care
mikasa i dont need your help anymore im fine on my own *gets saved by mikasa 0.2 seconds later*
tw: titan
ok armin you have 5 seconds to make a critical decision which may or may not determine the fate of the entire human race
i ain't got no time for this shit
*grunts*
*eats lunch angrily*
*tragic flashback*
i dont have time for your normal people problems there are titans to fight
*inspirational speech*
*yelling*
titan?????????
*angry screaming*
titititititititititititans
outta my way
MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*flashbacks*
NO TITAN
dude who do you think you are
DYING WILL
mikasa pls
YELLS BACK
armin do you know what boku no pico is everyone keeps trying to tell me about it
if you're ever sad think about me getting swallowed by a titan and feel even sadder
YES TITAN
no sir i did not just call you ravioli by accident sir i am so so sorry sir
IM A HUMAN *accidentally turns into a titan* wait
who the fuck named those walls in the first place why do they even have names
i ain't got no time for this shit
all of you are pussies
*SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER*
IM GONNA WRECK IT
nononopenopenononopenoepnonononopenopenoenonopnopenonopenopenpNOPE
put your right armin put your right armout
I'M GOING TITAN!!!
gOTT A,, ,i G OTtA KILl,, , ,alL TITAN S!!
do u think legs have feelings?
like if a titan ate u and ur leg got severed off would it get sad that is was cut off??
i need to know
it is hard to do thing but i did it!!!i did the thing!!
Stop Titans 2k13
[plays guitar angrily]
when ur eren com home and kills hte titns
madoka magica makes me sad because madokas friend got her head eaten I would be very sad if my friends got eaten- oh wait..
eren get in the fucking titan
my entire life is a mystery also I wipe my faith in humanity on people
livin la vida protag
[whispers] killing titans,, , , ,, , ,,,
where the frickie is armin
arrrrrmmmmin
[SCREAMING] TITAns,, ,
im calling it now jean has probably been wearing a horse mask all this time
tI,,TAN,,????? T I T AN *violently breaks down door*
wow rude you know how we feel about tITANS
i am eren yeager of the 104th trainee squad and i musT DESTROY ALL TITAN S,, ,
haha wow what if i was actually my own enemy wouldnt that be fucked up or what
wait fuck i can shift into a titan
its kinda funny because ive died like twice in this thing but i come back to life everytime
talk about protag immortality
what not to do on a date: dont turn into a titan and eat them it never ends well
I don't have time for normal people things there's still titans to kill
I actually feel sorry for horseface I mean the only person who will ever love him got bitten in half at least I lived when it happened to me
What if there's a parallel universe where everyone has a Japanese name apart from Mikasa
I made a tally for everytime Sasha yelled POLO when Jean used to call out Marco's name and it covers an entire wall I shit you not
*black and white montage of killing titans to the song titanium*
sometimes I like to stare at myself in the mirror for hours on end and think about killing titans
*angrily dances the tango*
its 1am and im thinking about whether legs have feelings
tonight is going to be a long night
so youre telling me that we have high tech 3D maneuver gear yet we're still using canons wake up wall sina
what the fuck is an america
what if i woke up and had a goatee
have you seen my titan im sure i parked it somewhere
5 am u say titans im on my way
hell if i know what's going on
*psychopathic grin*
born this way (stupid and angry)
what's an anime
mom: eren dont do the thing
eren: does the thing
if you tell me a yo momma joke i will punch you in the intestines
*casually kills a titan*
i literally just want to fight titans where did all this shit come from
what happens when you really need to pee but youre already strapped up in full 3d maneuver gear
essence d'yeager: blood, sweat, and suffering
literally has four different facial expressions ranging from 'fuck' to 'GOTTA KILL TITANS'
*bites fingernail* *accidentally turns into a titan* shit