Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket (
wirsinddiejager) wrote2013-11-26 09:19 pm
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Shit list (wip)

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VIOLATION: Being an annoying weeaboo brat
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Holy shit how can anyone be so annoying. Sometimes I feel kind of bad for being mean to you since you're like eleven years old but then you remind me that NOPE YOU DESERVE IT. I can't even decide which one's worse, you or your past life guy. BTW you look like a fucking horse.
Also stop calling me Yeager it's not funny.
Also stop calling me Yeager it's not funny.
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OFFENDER: ??? Mystery asshole
VIOLATION: Being a disgusting troll
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WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN YOUR PROBLEM. Go away and stop trolling me it's gross and annoying and kind of unsettling what if someone takes it seriously??? Just. Stop.
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OFFENDER:
VIOLATION: Being rude and kicking my ass
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You're not so bad really but goddamn you have a terrible sense of humour sometimes. Also I could totally beat you in a fair fight. No I couldn't. Also you can be really fucking scary sometimes.
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OFFENDER: Bertholdt Fubar aka Team Mom
VIOLATION: PAPOOSE
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Stop fussing, I'm not getting into any more trouble. Sheesh. Also NEVER PUT ME IN A PAPOOSE.
Also I kind of think your past life guy may have done some really bad shit
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OFFENDER: Shithead McTraitor
VIOLATION: Being a spineless cowardly asshole
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Fuck you and your justifications. Octavia and I didn't talk, what gives you the right to do that? And then you act like you don't deserve every bit of shit you get for that. You better not get anyone hurt.
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OFFENDER: Paranoid Moron
VIOLATION: Baseless accusations
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Oh who even cares about this loser.
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OFFENDER:
VIOLATION: Being really fucking terrifying
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oh god please don't hurt me
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OFFENDER: Asshat Whiteknight
VIOLATION: Nitpicking
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Why would you defend Shithead McTraitor, he doesn't deserve it. Also who cares if I don't intimidate you, shut up and go away!!
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OFFENDER: Shiro Nakamura
VIOLATION: Being mean to my girlfriend
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Well you said sorry and I get that you were pissed off but that was still a shitty thing to say. ALSO DON'T USE HER AS BAIT FOR ANY SHITTY PLANS OH MY GOD.
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OFFENDER: Makani Kapule
VIOLATION: Drug accusations
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SERIOUSLY DUDE I AM NOT ON DRUGS WHY WOULD YOU THINK I'M ON DRUGS
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OFFENDER: Detective Sherman
VIOLATION: Being a massive dick
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This guy's going to pay for everything. And it's going to hurt like hell.
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OFFENDER: Karson Valenti
VIOLATION: Ugh
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Stupid goddamn lousy idiot friend. You'd be great if you stopped being a dumbass for like five seconds.
Crab's awesome though.
Crab's awesome though.
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