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What are you wearing

t shirt jeans and my jacket just as usual. are you trying to do phone sex with me.

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N8.
It l88ked like it m8ght r8in? And so I was l8ke. "Dang I hope Alan is wearing sensi8le clothing."
O8viously! Wow.

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I'm still waiting for my $20.

IM WORKING ON IT OK. THIS ISNT EASY.

Diary upd8: I used to 8e a8le to mind control a whole 8unch of dudes at once and after my arm got eaten I KILLED A FUCKING MONSTER WITH MY ONE REMAINING HAND.
THE NON-DOMINANT HAND.
My past-life 8adassery now exceeds yours! Get on my fucking level. >:::;D

holy shit I AM GOING TO NEED SOME DEETS ON THIS ONE.

Like I was eeeeeeeever not going to provide!!!!!!!!
Ok so like. The dragon 8 my arm, you know that 8it. And the legiswhatever legal lady arrested me or some junk! And I was all like "lol 8itch please. You seem to 8e forgetting that even without my arm I CANNOT 8E FUCKING TAMED."
SO COOL.
So I guess I was in past life jail for a while? And then it was time for my trial!
And apparently the trial was like. A super huge deal. I guess 8ecause I was Jesus?
Anyway there was a LOT of fuss a8out it! And every8ody was there and they wanted to see me get punished 8ecause I was so cool and so powerful and they were all scared of me. ::::)
8UT! I guess they didn't realise that I didn't need 8oth arms to 8e 8adass. 8ecause I mindfucked the spect8tors into killing the lawyer lady for me! Which she O8VIOUSLY deserved 8ecause wow, who arrests JESUS. What a dick.
And then it 8asically degener8ted into the most 8rutally violent trial in the history of ever. Like there was a fight! RIGHT THERE IN THE COURTROOM.
8ut even though I was horri8ly injured and should have 8een perfectly 'armless (lol) I 8eat the 8ad guy and escaped!
SO FUCKING AWESOME.
I would watch Judge Judy WAY more if people got 8eaten up and shit in every episode when it got 8oring. Just saying.

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TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE WITH COCKS

who the fuck is this and where did you get my number.

I GOT IT FROM BERT HOLD. IT SELFIE.
STOP JERKING AROUND AND TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW.

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TEN MINUTE DELAY HOLLA

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[ Whether he actually does it or not, Alan might be feeling a sudden urge to

make his fingers form a heart shape at himself like a fucking dork.

GOLLY. ]

[THIS IS SO DORKY HOLY SHIT]

Hey, dude? You alright now?

[That's kind of a dumb thing to be asking but she has no idea of how else to start this conversation.]

Yeah, I'm fine. I mean things kind of suck, but they could suck a lot more.

...Yeah, I can think of some people they suck a lot more for--I'm glad you're not one of them, then. You and your girlfriend worried a lot of people, y'know!

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Deets or GTFO.

[ someone take knowyourmeme away from her for the love of god ]

Octavia and Walter and I were going after the blood keys taking away their guns. they decided to get us back and ambushed us. didnt go well for us but we got out alive so could have been worse.

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Yo, hey, Alan? You got Ellie's contact info? I need it and I don't have it handy.

sure Ive got her number. Im not sure shed be happy with me handing it out to people though.

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So I just spoke with an alien. And I think he offered to remove the brains of any work colleagues that might have a problem with my slacking off to talk to him.
How was your day.