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[wirsinddiejager]

If you've got a good reason to have this number, leave a message. If not, why do you have this number? If you're the cops, kindly fuck off.

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[drama8om8]

Wow, are you insinu8ting that dealing with my 8eloved past-life-pro8a8ly-not-this-life-8ut-idk 8rother is DRAINING?
Wow! Wow. I am so incredi8ly offended on his 8ehalf. Tsk tsk! :::;D

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[wirsinddiejager]

oh Im sorry far be it from me to imply theres anything difficult about dealing with that guy.

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[drama8om8]

Do I detect sarcasm? That 8etter not 8e sarcasm! I will not stand for defam8tion of my soul8ondleader's character. Not even secretly, in priv8!
You love him really. I know you do!!!!!!!!

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[wirsinddiejager]

come on you know me. when am I ever sarcastic.

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[drama8om8]

You're always shouting, preshing or 8eing sarcastic. We 8oth know this! It is a 8asic fact of Alan-ness. <33333333

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[wirsinddiejager]

wow am I really that predictable.

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[drama8om8]

Yes, Alan, you are SUPER PREDICTA8LE.
You have never surprised me ever! Like especially not when you are super cute a8out things out of nowhere, or when you do things that are astonishingly 8adass even 8y your own high standards, or when you typed a heart at me when I was picking on you mercilessly that one time way 8ack when.

(Lol that nearly made me fall off my 8ed ngl)

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[wirsinddiejager]

haha I kind of surprised myself with that one too ngl.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

So you hadn't 8een secretly pining after me for weeks, sometimes gently touching my posts in your sketch8ook and whispering "soon" under your 8reath? ::::C

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[wirsinddiejager]

did you think I had been.

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[drama8om8]

Not so much 8UT A LADY CAN DREAM, ALAN.